I always get such a kick out of regularly checking our site stats to see what Google search terms people use to find our blog.  Since so many of them seem to be seeking answers, and because we really had nothing better to do, Lisa and I thought it might be nice of us to reward their visits with some practical advice and insight.

dear god how to stop the devil from using my autistic son to bother me: Try holy water.

sexy site: laughingthroughtears.com: Oh, stop it, you’re making us blush.

autism analogy related to holland: You know, that Holland analogy isn’t about autism, People… It’s actually about The Walrus.

should i eat with risperdal: The real question is, will you ever STOP eating with risperdal? It really is an endurance sport.

autism no more tears: Good luck with that.

everyone likes to play angry birds except terrorists…: Yeah, I got nothing.

isn’t italy holland: You’d think that, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong.

tijuana wives: Real Housewives of Autism– Tijuana edition.

welcome to tijuana bumper sticker:  Holy Shit on a Tricycle, Batman! Lisa, quick, to the printing press!

daylight savings time and autism: Do not mix.

sympathy in funk and wagnalls shit: Doggy Fizzle Dictionizzle.

oblivious soccer mom milf : Wow, it’s like you’re looking at me through my living room window or something.

are there boot camps for birthday parties: Why, yes. Yes, there are. For 4 easy installments of $19.95, plus $7.95 shipping and handling, you too can enroll in my Birthday Party Boot Camp™ series.

what would life be like if a cigar is just a cigar: Boring.

what should you do if you get caught in traffic and need to pee and your son or daughter wear diapers/pull ups and you pee in the diapers/pull ups even though the diapers don’t fit you:  Sounds like you already know the answer.

good housekeeping autism: See also: Oxymoron.

go ahead and pee your pants: Done!

days of diaper thunder: Starring Tom Poos! I smell a hit.

the fish in the sea is not thirsty: Ah, so. But that was Zen, this is Tao.

my autistic student will lick your honor student: Nope, doesn’t have the same ring to it. See also: copyright infringement.

adult in a tiny chair: It never really gets old, does it? So funny, and like the exact opposite of Edith Ann.

broken coach purse: I feel your pain– those Coach bastards are a cold bunch. It’s all fun and games until a handle breaks, and then they refuse to return your calls. I know. I’ve been there.

authors being facetious: Yes! Exactly. Thanks for getting us.

And just so we can ensure even more fun with Google analytics in the future: zombie apocalypse cats; Prince William in a tiny tutu; The Key Party Movement;  HoneyBaked Badgers; The MILF on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition